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2.28
8pm
FREE
SMUT
is
a provocative new weekly series that presents explicit
art side by side with intellectual discourse.
This
week at SMUT:
THE
LIPSTICK LOVELIES in "Hotel Femme Fatale"
Welcome
to the Hotel Femme Fatale, a lush paradise where music
fills the air, seduction lingers through every corridor,
and The Lipstick Lovelies eagerly await your arrival,
ready to entice and delight you.
During
your stay, be sure to tip the bellboy for his assistance,
sample some sensual treats concocted by the house chef,
summon hotel security for some late night comfort, and
lose your inhibitions with the wickedly fun madame.
Described
as a feast for the eyes and boost to the libido, Hotel
brings to life a cast of bordello staff and patrons, played
by The Lipstick Lovelies and their favorite bad
boys, through song, dance, camp and video. Since their
creation in 2003, the Lipstick Lovelies have been
"camping it up on the Hudson" at the Hudson River Theater
(New York Times) and throughout the Capital District,
earning them the title of "bombshell squad" (Metroland
Magazine).
With
their bawdy tunes, comedic quips, gorgeous costumes, and
sexy stripping, the Lovelies never cease to keep
the class in their acts or their tongues firmly planted
in cheek.
2.28
10pm
FREE
MONDAY
EVENING BURLESQUE
A
night of classic burlesque hosted by WORLD FAMOUS BOB
New York City's self-described
"female-female impersonator" who jumped up and
down with glee upon learning she won the "Best Tits"
prize in Village Voice's most recent Best of New York
issue, unleashing minor tremors in China.
Russ Meyer couldn't have wet-dreamt
*BOB* in his wildest, most wicked filmic fantasies.

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3.1
8pm FREE
Variety
Shac
The
Variety Shac
is a brand-new live program from Andrea Rosen, Chelsea
Peretti, Heather Lawless, Shonali Bhowmik and
their super dooper guests. The Shac is part comedy, part
music, part film, part exploration but 100% heart and
soul. Free of charge! Shac on!
http://www.chelseaperetti.com
http://www.tigersandmonkeys.com

3.1
10pm FREE
Shank
Bone Mystic Project
Mark Elliot Maranda Band
Miss Pie
"The vocal and melody lines delivered by front man,
Shank, give The Shank Bone Mystic Project the necessary
edge to stand out among all the other indie rock bands
out there today" -Peter Kakouriotis, The Aquarian

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Wednesday
3.2 7:30pm $10
Freestyle
Love Supreme
with Chris Jackson
Imagine
a spontaneous fusion of live music, comedy and hip hop
- we call it Freestyle Love Supreme. Six performers
create a whirlwind of musicality as they riff off audience
suggestions in a show that is leaving people speechless!
FLS is Anthony Veneziale ("Two-Touch"), Lin-Manuel
Miranda ("Lin-Man"), Chris Jackson ("C-Jack"),
Arthur Lewis, ("Arthur the Geniuses"), Bill
Sherman ("King Sherman") and Chris Sullivan
("Shockwave"). Directed by Thomas Kail.
Opener
Chris Jackson brings a mix of soul, r&b, and
pop music to a new level, harkening back to such favorites
as Hall & Oates, Stevie Wonder and Donny Hathaway.
You're sure to enjoy this new live sound.
"Inventive
and hilarious!"
- Time Out New York
"Freestyle
Love Supreme manages an immediacy and intimacy with the
audience that is almost never found in scripted plays...
the audience was left in a perpetual state of laughter...the
group is so talented"
- AM New York
"Finally,
a ticket everyone can enjoy...Act after act brings laughter
and head shaking over the skills that each performer presents...FLS
provides a show packed with 100% entertainment from start
to finish."
- BroadwayWorld.com
http://www.freestylelovesupreme.com

Wednesday
3.2 10pm FREE
THE
RUCKUS FAMILY
with Jordan Schuster
Country
music, mayhem, and over-the-top honky tonk extravagance.
"The
redheaded stepchild of country music and performance art."
-L Magazine
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3.3
6:30pm $15 suggested, $5 for starving artists
LUMINESCENT
ORCHESTRII + UNCLE EARL + WIYOS + DOC MARSHALLS
Luminescent
Orchestrii: Romanian gypsy
melodies, punk frenzy, salty tangos, hard rocking klezmer,
haunting Balkan harmony, hip-hop beats and Appalachian
fiddle, all eaten and spit out by three violins, resophonic
guitar, bullhorn harmonica and guitarron. www.lumii.org
Uncle
Earl isn't your run-of-the-mill band. First of all,
they're all female. But these aren't the Spice Girls.
Think Agent Scully meets Janeane Garofalo in Mayberry,
with a shot of whiskey. Uncle
Earl is literally a who's who of young women in old-time
music, and wherever they go they're likely to raise
a ruckus. www.uncleearl.net
Wiyos:
A trio comprised of three-part vocals, washboard/harmonica/kazoo,
guitar, and upright bass. The WIYOS transport listeners
back to a time before TV and mass-media were the main
sources of entertainment, to the days when music could
be heard on live radio and at community dances, juke
joints and house parties. The band creates an interactive
and visual show in the tradition of performers like
Fats Waller, Spike Jones and Uncle Dave Macon. They
are passionate about infusing old-time American music
with new blood; carrying this rich musical heritage
into the 21st century and having a darn good time doing
it.

The
Doc Marshalls:
With influences ranging from traditionalists such as
Buck Owens and Johnny Cash, to innovators like Gram
Parsons and Dwight Yoakam, this New York City quintet
delivers an honest, unflinching honky tonk sound. "This
Brooklyn-based Zydeco outfit has somehow escaped my
radar for too long. If this don't get your Cajun blood
boiling and a dancin', ya just ain't got no heart. Go
out and see these guys and save the trip to the Big
Easy." -The Village Voice

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3.4
6pm $10-20
YUM!
A benefit for the 4th
Street Food Co-op,
Manhattan's only not-for-profit, member-run
health food cooperative
Featuring The Rude Mechanical Orchestra, organic grooves
by DJ Jess and live jazz from Kokoro ['heart-mind-spirit'].
All music guaranteed GMO-free!
Tickets
are $10 ~ $20 sliding scale (No-one turned away
except the CEO of Monsanto)
Live
music * games * prizes
Enter by 7pm for a free chance to win an on-the-spot haircut
from Williamsburg's own Beehive Salon
For
more info, contact the 4th Street Food Co-op
212.674.3623 or via e-mail: info@4thStreetFoodCoop.org
www.4thstreetfoodcoop.org

3.4
10pm FREE
VJ/DJ
FRIDAY NIGHTS
Grooves
for your body, art for your mind!
It's
a new weekly dance party event featuring multi-screen
video projection and music you can dance to.
Galapagos' favorite DJ's and VJ's create intoxicating
multimedia environments for dancing and viewing.

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3.5
6pm FREE
A
Week of Kindness
sketch comedy
A
Week of Kindness until recently was a bad handball team,
with a bad handball team name, who had never won a handball
game. They began to dabble in sketch comedy when a grizzled
kinesiologist with insect strength told them that sketch
comedy is good cross-training for handball. And the rest
is history.

3.5
8pm $15
Dance
Don't Destroy
A
Benefit for Develop Don't Destroy Brooklyn
with The Spunk Lads and DJ Motormouth
The
Spunk Lads are London's legendary punk rockers. Incendiary
live performers noted in both the annals of rock and police
blotters across three continents, the Spunk Lads have
called Brooklyn home since 2001. "We saw first hand
what happened in London when the GLC was taken out by
Thatcher," says lead singer Nick Knickers. "When
government stops working for the regular yobbos, we have
to work twice as hard to snatch it back."
Before
and after the Spunk Lads is DJ Motormouth, spinning
a molotov cocktail of hard-edged dance and rock mixes
that has packed clubs in Brooklyn and Manhattan.
Develop-Don't
Destroy Brooklyn leads a broad-based community coalition
fighting for development that will unite our communities
instead of dividing and destroying them. DDDB's fight
is costly -- legal teams, outreach, mailings, events,
political lobbying. Tonight's event will help raise much-needed
funds for our struggle. (www.dddb.net
and www.nolandgrab.org)

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3.6
7pm $6
OCULARIS
film series
Six
in Italy
Intervals
by Peter Greenaway (1973) 6 min.
Roma
by Jacob Burckhardt (2004) 10 min.
.
Nettezza Urbana by Michelangelo Antonioni (1948)
9 min.
The Assignation by Curtis Harrington (1952) 7 min.
Travel Song: Italy by Jonas Mekas (1967) 18 min.
Bambini in Citta by Luigi Comencini (1946) 15 min.
More
info at www.ocularis.net
3.6
10pm
FREE
SID
& BUDDY KARAOKE
Take
life a little less seriously. Sing a song. Be a rock star.
It's
ridiculous over the top sloppy rock n roll Karaoke that
nobody has any business doing late on a Sunday night
http://www.sidandbuddy.com
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