Monday, 3/19, frontroom, free
7:30 doors, 8pm show,


Smut


Hosted by: Desiree Burch
(pictured, photo by Sarah Sloboda)


"It's art that should carry a Parental Advisory label, with some of New York City's best writers and performers."  
--New York Times

This week:



Monday, 3/19, frontroom $5
9:30pm

Monday Night Burlesque Presents:

Red Hots Burlesque Brings You the
CLOWNS OF CONEY ISLAND
Performers made famous by NYC's Sideshow turn clowny for
ONE NIGHT ONLY!

Dottie Lux, infamous clown burlesque performer, celebrates her birthday and the only thing she wants is to see her friends as clowns. You may have seen these performers before, but never like this! Dottie welcomes you to her birthday party starring: Serpentina, Insectavora, Krazy Kanz, Donny V,
Heather Holiday, Velocity Chyaldd, Remy Vicious and more. The cast is known for sword swallowing, fire eating, snake charming, shoving six inch spikes into their heads, fetching your drinks, being electrocuted on stage and you'll see all that and more!

Dottie Lux, founder of Red Hots' says: "My birthday comes once a year and every year it's in March. Hence, March is clown month! Don't get me a thing! Just wear a red nose! Ha!"

The Clowns of Coney Island step in as part of the burlesque series at Galapagos Art Space. This is a show like Monday Night Burlesque has never seen before. I hope they have a mop because Dottie's not leaving until there's a pie fight!

ABOUT RED HOTS
RHB is a collective composed of performers from
New York City and surrounding areas. We specialize in sideshow, comedy, burlesque and magic. These versatile performers have acts that range from classic, to comedic to
theatrical. The Red Hots have been producing their own shows since day one (early 2003) and organize all types of events such as their highly acclaimed stage show, private parties, corporate events, opening for bands and even
sports games like theGotham Girls Roller Derby.

What the Press Says:
**"Armed with boas, shimmy skirts and feather fans, they tackle the bump,the
grind, the shimmy and the shake." New York Times.

**" So if you want a hot night out in the old town tonight, go see Red Hots
Burlesque. Those girls [and guys] will definitely tickle your fancy."
NewYorkCool.com

**"The hottest, most creative burlesque act around." New York Blade.

 

 

tuesday 3/20, front
7-12pm , invite/rsvp ONLY,
Free Dewar's 7 - 9 p.m. (while supplies last)
Comedy: 8 - 10 p.m.

To RSVP Email: mailto:nypromo@theonion.com?subject=Dewar's
Or email: nypromo@theonion.com 
Be sure to include: "Dewars" in the subject and your name as well as the names of all of your guests. People not on the guest list will not be admitted.


The Onion & Dewars presents:
a Night of Comedy


The Onion: http://www.theonion.com

Dewar’s: http://www.dewars.com

Michael Showalter: http://www.michaelshowalter.net/

Kristen Schaal: http://www.hottubvariety.com/

Nick Kroll: http://www.nickkroll.com/

Reggie Watts: http://www.reggiewatts.com/index.aspx

Pete Holmes: http://www.peteholmes.com/ 


 

 

 

 

 

tuesday 3/20 backroom
6:00pm

reel life movie house screening
The Warriors w/
Local Shorts by Broolyn's best film makers

 

Tuesday, 3/20 9PM-12AM, $12
Free Beginner Class with admission from 8-9 PM!!


Tango night "Milonga Cambalache"
(No Partner Necessary, but guys... We need you!
There will be lots of beautiful women and only a few men to dance with them!)


Dance the Argentine Tango at Galapagos! If you're new to Tango, come early and take a beginner class (Free with admission!). Then, dance the night away with a special selection of music from Todd's Tango Archives.

This Milonga (a place where people gather to dance Tango)will draw heavily from traditional Argentine Tango, with some Electro/Nuevo/Alterna-Tango thrown in later on for the more adventurous dancers.

The dance company Anabella Lenzu/DanceDrama will perform as well, using characters and situations from the Tango scene. There will also be an exhibition of photos from the Tango Interior project on the walls to give a little flavor to the night!



Wednesday 3/21, frontroom, free
7pm doors
7:30pm show
9:30pm end

Love Ahoy!
MARCH-Grrrlz Gone Wild (Lesbian) 

All aboard the S.S. Hot Yacht, it’s time for Love Ahoy!  

The Love Boat sets sail on a collision course with The Dating Game in
New York City’s only live action nautical-themed game show whereby three sexy bachelors compete for the coveted title of “First Mate”—and fabulous prizes. 

Don your whip cream bikinis and down some tequila shots because Love Ahoy! is going Grrrlz Gone Wild!! This month Love Ahoy! takes you way down under where the nights are gay and ladies steal the thunder! That's right, this one is for the ladies, and JUST for the ladies. Come see our luscious bachelorette chose one of three more seasoned female contestants for her first-ever Deep Sea Muff Dive!!  

Come join your host Jake Stronghorn, his right hand woman Miss Allison and the rest of the Love Ahoy! crew as we get raunchy and irresponsible. Just because you're post-graduate, doesn't mean you're above it. Let's get dirty.

Love Ahoy! is a bi-monthly event premiering at Galapagos Art Space, Brooklyn on Wednesday, March 21st at 7:30 p.m. 

www.myspace.com/loveahoy 



Wednesday 3/21, frontroom, $10
10pm

"Join us for a night of blazing live hip-hop and crunk featuring emcees Snype aka D.rugs, Messiah, Devine Brimm, and Noah da Future, sponsored by Aem730.com. For mp3 samples of the artists, visit www.aem730.com."


 

3/21 back $8
7pm doors
7:30 show
9:30 end

Trailer Trash & Hills Are Alive

An evening of raw and otherworldly moving images and lush rocking music!
TRAILER TRASH (image by Mark Street) and HILLS ARE ALIVE (image by Gregg Biermann) with Bradford Reed on the pencilina and friends Julianne Carney (violin), Geoff Gersh (guitar), Eric Hubel and Jane Scarpantoni (cello).

Trailer Trash is Mark Street’s skewed take on Hollywood detritus: 35mm movie trailers rescued from the trash and affected by hand and digitally, holding up a funhouse mirror to the industry of expectations. Gregg Biermann’s Hills are Alive is real-time improvisation with the musicians to the signature sequence of the Hollywood musical "The Sound of Music."

www.markstreetfilms.com
www.greggbiermann.com
www.pencilina.com

 

3/22 front $5
7pm doors
7:30 show
9:30 end


Join Inbred Hybrid Collective
and MIX NYC as we present:


HIT THE SKY

The second of our book club burlesque shindigs, all
you hep cats and kittens should swing by and
celebrate as we bring performance, installation, clowns, and MORE to a Vaudeville stage.

This month's book:  "Valley of the Dolls" by Jaqueline Susan

We will be celebrating in true 40s style, so come
gammin' and ginned up.

Perfomers include:
Morrighan Clinco, Sutton Crawford, Zarah Kravits,
Claire Liebowitz, Erin Markey,




thurs 3/22 front room $10
10pm

"AmieStreet.com Presents: Jared Scharff,
Middle Distance Runner,
Dead Trees,
and The Jaguar Club"

links:
www.amiestreet.com
www.myspace.com/middledistancerunner
www.myspace.com/thedeadmyspace
www.myspace.com/thejaguarclub


sponsored by Amiestreet
www.amiestreet.com "revolutionary new music download site sponsors tour of some of its popular bands including, jared scharff
MDR, and The Dead Trees."

Line UP:
jared scharff - 1030 (sharp)
Jclub - 1115
MDR - 12
Dead trees - 1245

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3/22 back $12
7pm doors
7:30 show
9:30 end

Juliet

 

 

 

 

 

 

A historical drama, evocative of Shakespeare, based on the enduring love of a Hungarian woman interred in a Romanian detention camp with her seven children, while her husband served a political and religious sentence under Communism. The play is artfully orchestrated, leaving no room for sentimentality or superfluous detail. Juliet’s soliloquy skillfully translates such a nexus of emotions, trials and temptations (all the while laying bare such courage, faith, and love), that we are inspired to believe that historical truth still offers poetic beauty and poignant relevance to the contemporary spectator.


"Rich and Beautiful. You have to see it to believe it."
- Alex Gelman, Artistic Director
Organic Theatre

"Melissa Hawkins is stunning as Juliet."
- Greg Wheatley
Prime Time America

Website
www.juliet-tour.com

Trailer:
http://juliet-tour.com/juliet800.mov

Reviews:
http://www.bibank.com/portal/story.asp?idstr=102646131
http://juliet-tour.com/transyl_review.htm



3/22 back ,$15 at door, $12 with flyer
10pm doors
10:30 show
2am last call


Debbie and Belle Aire of Loaftout Entertainment Present

 
Lywan and Big N.E.U.K.
Billionz
and ETC's own Ticky Diamondz -- Galapagos Art Center, Thursday, March 22, 2007 -- show starts at 10:00 pm. --
 
The Future Is Now -- Make Room For Us

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


3/23 frontroom $10
6:30pm door
7:00pm show
9:30 end

BUSH IS OVER!
(if you want it)


George Bush and Dick Cheney have committed high crimes and misdemeanors, including misleading the nation into an aggressive war, spying in open violation of the law, and sanctioning the use of torture. A major new campaign of public protest, creative dissent, media activism, education, and coordinated lobbying has been launched to pursue accountability for these crimes through the Constitutional remedy of impeachment.


An array of bands will perform and all proceeds support the A28 impeachment initiative
(www.a28.org).


Also, special guest, Reverend Lennox Yearwood of
the Hip Hop Caucus will be speaking!


Line Up:
RMO 7:00 - 7:25 p.m.
Remington 7:30 - 7:55 p.m.
Jonathan Batiste 8:00 - 8:25 p.m.
Ghosts of Pasha 8:35 - 9:00 p.m.
My Best Fiend 9:05 - 9:30 p.m.



 

3/23 frontroom $8
10pm

Crashin' in presents:

http://www.crashinin.com/events.html

Djs: Oil (KanineRecords), Toby Rascal (KanineRecords), and Gerald(OtherMusic)


Brit/Indie/PostPunk/Grime/Nu-wave/Remix Dance Tunes

(10:30pm) David and The Citizens (Friendsly Fire Recordings) live
performance
(11:30pm) Kill The Lights (Maple Records Canada) live performance
(12:30am) Hail Social (pictured) (Polyvinyl Records) record release party for their
sophomore album "Modern Love & Death" with live performance
(1:30am) Bear Hands live performance
(2:30am) Carolbui live performance

The Kaiser Chiefs "Yours Truly, Angry Mob" new album listening party with giveaways from Filter.

*new and old school sk8 videos projected on a huge screen all night long!

 

3/23 back $8
10pm doors
10:30 show

Blue Planet/Planeta Azul


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3/24 front $5
8pm doors
8:30 show
10:30 end


The Electro Tacit Tour


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday 3/24 FREE
11pm

The Looseness
http:www.myspace.com/radiolooseness

DJ Sergio Vega featured on this month's MYSPACE HIP HOP page! http://myspace.com/hiphop



 



Saturday 3/24 $15
6:30pm
7:00pm show
9:30 end

The Pomegranate Ball:  Will you go to the Pom with me?

A fabulous fun-filled Cabaret to benefit the odonata dance project's newest dance theatre spectacle:
Etymology of a Person.

AERIALISTS Winter Gaarten & Bronwyn Sims BURLESQUE by Cindy Lou, Helen of Troy and The Lateral Hazards
THE WORLD'S SEXIEST JUGGLER Chris Chiappini EMCEE Patrick Donnelly

PROM ATTIRE WELCOME!

Funds raised at the Pomegranate Ball will assist in production of Etymology of a Person, the newest work by the lovely ladies that brought you Aspiration
Housewife at the 2006 New York International Fringe Festival. Etymology of a Person will premiere in New
York in June and at the Boulder International Fringe Festival in August.

www.myspace.com/etymologyofaperson
www.odonatadanceproject.org


Saturday 3/24 $10
10pm

Jollyship the Whiz-Bang
Pyrate Puppet Rock Opera Consortium
w/ Boston League of Women Wrestlers

http://thewhizbang.org

http://www.myspace.com/jollyshipthewhizbang










 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday 3/25 FREE!
1-8pm


Brooklyn County Fair

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



3/25 front $8
9pm doors
9:30 show